Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
Get the Max Malcolmmug. Shekinas pretty bf forever and always<3
That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!
by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
Get the Malcolmmug. The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022
Get the Malcolmmug. The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017
Get the The 'Rare Malcolm'mug. nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
Get the Malcolmmug. Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
by Mckhall July 31, 2024
Get the Malcolmmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>mug.