by Sir Seniรตr Jeffrey June 27, 2016

Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.
by Jickle my Pickle February 18, 2023

there was a man
named Jeffrey Dahmer
He raped some kids
He gave them drugs,
And they gave him...hugs
named Jeffrey Dahmer
He raped some kids
He gave them drugs,
And they gave him...hugs
by hi babies February 10, 2004

by js_ December 20, 2018

Taking a dildoe and covering it in a sticky substance not used for lubricant and used for uncomfortable anal pleasure
by BungerBowing July 6, 2021

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
by Smileychica January 11, 2017
