Arrow in the Knee

The only prerequisite for becoming a guard in the land of Skyrim. It doesn't matter on what your previous occupation was, if you took a arrow in the knee then you got the job.

The job requires you to guard the town and inform everyone you meet that you took a arrow in the knee.

"I use to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

by Raptor Jewsus January 2, 2012

Bees' Knees

Slang that originates from America in the 1920's. Similar to today's cool.It expresses a state of excellence in an item or action, but generally not a person.

Try flavored yogurt; it's the bees' knees!

by Zelkova March 2, 2009

knee pit

The pit of your knee... (behind the knee cap... where it bends... yeah)

My knee pit's name is edward!

by Murry & Laurel October 28, 2004

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong January 2, 2009

drop-knee

A body-boarding style where you are down on one knee while riding the wave.

"He is the drop-knee pro of the world."

by Diego September 4, 2003

knee-grows

the reason black people are so tall

Q: why is everybody so tall in basketball?
A: it's mostly because their knee-grows.

by jonesberger November 14, 2020