workend

Derived from "weekend," a workend--pronounced work-end-- is what one has when one spends their Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Friday, doing nothing but something.

To be blunt: saying "I had a workend" is a quick way of saying "I didn't do anything but work this weekend, fuck my life."

Bob: Jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
Jeff: Nah man, I've got a workend.
Bob: Sorry bro, that history paper's a bitch.

Alice: Hey Jeff, what'd you do this weekend?
Jeff: I had a workend.
Alice: That stinks. History paper?
Jeff: Yep.

by Workender March 4, 2010

Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007

wordematician

One who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. They are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won't let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. Like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. They are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. Synonyms: Language Pimp, Grammasshole

Eddie's tongue speaks as golden sweet as honey from the comb; a wordematician if ever there was one.

by e-twizzle January 12, 2009

wooden poodle

A raging boner complimented with a perfect dome of pubic hair, preferably as thick and curly as possible.

I was going to go down on the dude, but then DAMN he decided to take his wooden poodle for a walk

by Papa the Show Stoppa April 12, 2010

Wodden Hills

Wodden hills is a midlands reference to stairs

"Come up the wodden hills"

by bigjohnsona2 January 2, 2012

wordnondrow

A wordnondrow is a word whose letters are the same whether read frontward or backward.

I prefer to use the more meaningful and descriptive word wordnondrow rather than palindrome.

by zoneface April 16, 2015