Definitions by Workender

workend 

Derived from "weekend," a workend--pronounced work-end-- is what one has when one spends their Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Friday, doing nothing but something.

To be blunt: saying "I had a workend" is a quick way of saying "I didn't do anything but work this weekend, fuck my life."

Bob: Jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
Jeff: Nah man, I've got a workend.
Bob: Sorry bro, that history paper's a bitch.

Alice: Hey Jeff, what'd you do this weekend?
Jeff: I had a workend.
Alice: That stinks. History paper?
Jeff: Yep.

workend by Workender March 4, 2010