woober

A Southern slang term for the penis.

John has a big woober.

by geinman September 8, 2013

pussy wolferson

n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.

"hey pussy wolferson, when you gonna shave that neck hair?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

wooler blunt

a blunt mixed with bud and crack cocaine

roll the wooler blunt need to get high

by burns March 29, 2005

wooger

half wolf, half cougar, an animal that lives in the hills of kentucky, found mostly near creeks, was bread to eat small children as they were sitting around the camp fire.

I was sitting around the camp fire when the wooger came and ate charlie.

by biggamehunter May 2, 2009

woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009

woodered

being high and drunk but happy and non violent or sleeping or puking

i smoke sum grass and drank a forty now i am woodered

by goatimus June 9, 2011

wooger

Very similar to a booger; a wooger has a hairy or furry quality which differentiates it from the standard fare.

I just ganked a wooger out of grandma's nose.

by Retarded Man Flower March 9, 2004