mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 5, 2004

little wooden boy

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

wooden kimono

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

by s c p May 10, 2005

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

big wood

Having or possesing a larger then average penis. Usally meaning your hung like a horse, or it tickles your knee, or you even have to tuck it in your sock.

Damn that boy jimmy smith has a big wood. And god damnit i wanna blow it a couple of times! :o)

by Mr.AdAmS December 26, 2007

Bullers Wood for Boys

A all boys school that sells vapes condoms doorstops and more. Teachers are racist and students are too. Don’t get my started about the kid that had sex with a fat bird and filmed it and put it on his snap story. That is Bullers Wood for Boys

“Bullers Wood for Boys” is a death zone

by SYMLOL135790 January 7, 2023