I won this debate

An inside joke, starting on the JREF forums (www.randi.org/vbulletin). Started when a troll declared himself the winner in a thread when his reply wasn't answered by the end of the day.

I won this debate! Argument by assertion!

I won this debate by NikeYoung October 22, 2004

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

I promise I won't tell by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

Pussy that won't quit 

The pussy of a woman who is always trying to get fucked and is flaming hot.

She's got a pussy that won't quit.

Pussy that won't quit by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011

i won the game 

An impossible task
see: I lost the game

man: i won the game!
women: impossible

( both lose the game as they thought of the game)

i won the game by I lost the game March 4, 2008

This won't end well

A negative statement to describe a situation.

Girl A: "You put the Jacob fans and the Edward fans of Twilight in the same room?"
Girl B: "Yes."
Girl A: "This won't end well."

This won't end well by Sagira May 16, 2010

you won 

A term used to let someone else know that they have achieved superiority, especially in a battle of insults.

Hugo: Yo, get your fat ass outta here Kake.

Kakeson: Wait, ain't your real name Peter and your black.

Crowd: Ooooh...he won(Kakeson).

you won by Kakeson March 31, 2005

i won a sucking battle against kirbie 

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said

i won a sucking battle against kirbie by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022