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Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.
“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper
by Neon Dinosaur September 9, 2020
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monkey whipper

My user name or just a person that whips monkeys OR a rapist or all three of them.
1: have you heard of the monkey whipper rapist?
2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!
by mokney whipper April 20, 2022
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Wet Window Wiener Wiper

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023
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Red Whipper Snapper

the act of doing a girl while she is on her period, and then proceed to dick slap her in the face with a bloody penis.
"Like OMG he totally Red Whipper Snapper-ed me Ashley!!"
by y'all don't need to know March 31, 2013
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wapper

A wapper is the same as a wap. It refers to a asian female, but it also refers to the asian culture that she reflects.
I took my wapper to Burger King; I fed her a whopper with extra cream.
by mike d January 23, 2004
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whipper snapper

What old people, generally your grandparents, call "youngsters". The word is derived from the term "snapping your whip" which means getting a b0n3r. So basically your granddad is calling you a whipper snapper because you can get it up and he can't. The term has been used less frequently since the development of viagra
"You young whipper snappers!! Always sticking your business in places were it doesn't belong!"
by Matr1z December 3, 2004
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wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.
Get your wappers out!
by Col April 23, 2004
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