Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

Wind Chimes

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

by Teddy bear jim bo March 27, 2007

wind god

Originates from a hot-boxed steamy garage near San Diego State University. It is the state of mind when you are so high that you feel like a great wind god when you blow out bong smoke.

Scotty: Damn fellas, I feel like I'm a wind god right now.

by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005

wind biscuit

When you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.

Dave let fly a little wind biscuit.

by Joe Z January 10, 2007

Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

by Mtxo October 28, 2007

Wind kick

similar in nature to a roundhouse kick. Only performed by a person with no martial arts training and not much of a vertical jump. Typically used by bar patrons on inadimate objects on the walk home.

"Give'r a wind kick"

"I wind kicked the shit out of that garbage can"

by EL CIGAR January 28, 2009

wind rape

While riding in the backseat of a car, the person in the seat in front of you rudely rolls down his/her window to smoke a cigarette- causing the wind to blow straight in your face.

Trenton: I just got wind raped!

by Tom Alex Douchty May 30, 2010