Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020
Get the Weed Whackermug. by Tow God anonymous March 3, 2022
Get the Winch whackermug. by Barbarian of the square planes June 19, 2024
Get the bush-whackermug. When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
by PapiLey June 13, 2017
Get the alabama weed-whackermug. A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.
by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023
Get the daiquiri whackermug. Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021
Get the Pussy whackermug. by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021
Get the African Bush Whackermug.