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Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020
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Winch whacker

That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.
by Tow God anonymous March 3, 2022
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bush-whacker

A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges
person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."
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alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.
by PapiLey June 13, 2017
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daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.
She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!
by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023
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Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.
Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021
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African Bush Whacker

A black guy who beat his meat to much
by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021
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