daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023

butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017

Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

bow whacker

womens box.

love to see ya " bow whacker"

by hikerhill May 20, 2024

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018