waylayed

Drunk, or fucked up on something.

I got waylayed last night at the party.

by Payloader January 4, 2004

Wavel

verb: to make a loud terrible smelling fart

Hey man don't go in there I just waveled.

by dick mclonghuge March 13, 2013

One-Wayer

in motorsports, most notably NASCAR, a driver who has such little talent, when the schedule goes from a traditional left-turn only track to a road course with right turns, the driver fails misrebly.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. , Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton, Kasey Kahne, and Kyle Busch are all perfect examples of One-Wayers.

by Levantence December 7, 2006

WayTL

The Way, The Truth, The Light,

Jesus said I am the Way, The Truth & The Light. No man shall enter the Kingdom but thru me.

by ProPhetic1 September 15, 2004

jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.

Wow that kid is such a jake wakely

by Panda Coll August 6, 2017

Wayland

A fucking boring town near boston. The kids in the north have 10,000 dollar allowances and the kids in the south have 1,000 dollar allowances and think they're deprived. Boo hoo. It's a boring town with THC spray painted on every tree in the neighborhood. Weston is its rival and even more pathetic.

"hey, let's move to wayland"
"nah man, wayland sucks ass"

by W towns suck September 20, 2011

Wapello

A small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa where healthy food is not allowed. The city drink is Mt. Dew and the town snack is Nacho Cheese Doritos. People from around the nation flock to Wapello each year for the annual Chicken Feather Plucking Contest which was made nationally famous due to the towns most notable citizen, Mitch Cumstein.

Dude, I'm so full of Mt. Dew and Doritios after that feather plucking contest in Wapello.

by Kotecki April 14, 2012