the most dank team ever in the history of basketball. everyone on the team has some sort of talent, with the exceptions of kwame "salami" brown and jared "do something!" jeffries
by sjcblows July 1, 2005
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Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.
by zackeus83 May 15, 2006
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They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.
They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.
by mike286 November 11, 2006
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by mark April 25, 2005
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