Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008

Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!

by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009

wankydanky

A wankydanky is someone who spends most of their time masturbating.

Dont be a wankydanky dude, atleast go outside sometimes.

by Webster's Dictionary's intern March 28, 2015

wankytoss

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss

The bus is late, that is wankytoss

by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016

WinSymbians

A collective bunch of fools that clinged onto dead mobile operating systems years after death Symbian and Windows

Today I've seen a bunch of hoodwinked idiots comparing phones of yesteryear to the current trend. They are called Winsymbians

by JImmyIreland September 23, 2017

Wanky Tanky

Fun way of calling someone a wanker

That dude last night was such a wanky tanky

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Wankychief

Wankychief

Have you seen my wankychief as I have just Ejaculated

by Carly poos March 9, 2019