Axe wound

A vagina

(Cillian) How d'your date go?

(Elijah) Great! I fucked her axe wound senseless!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018

sausage wound

female genitalia. similar to axe wound.

my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.

by jujyfggolhhip August 24, 2008

wii wound

When you get injured or injure someone else while playing the nintendo wii.

I gave bill a wicked wii wound when I hit him in the head with the remote while hitting a tennis ball.

I blew out my shoulder playing baseball it is my worst wii wound.

by zenchaos June 23, 2008

Exit Wound

What happens at the end of a very very very strong curry.

Upon exit of the curry from the digestive system, a particularly potent meal the night before will result in pain in the exit area.

I can't put it any nicer

Dude, that vindaloo last night was dodgy. This morning I had exit wounds

by Thatoneoverhere May 4, 2008

hatchet wound

The wound formed after being struck by a hatchet.

"My hatchet wound is bleeding like a bitch."

by B.Long January 21, 2004

exit wound

Synonym for the anus. The opening through which things exit the body.

I got shraped pretty badly this morning. I'm going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.

I asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won't close. He said it's permanent and that there's nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.

by themiffinman October 24, 2014