wooden bow tie

A piece of clothing attire typically worn by people who are nowhere and who have no idea what they are doing with any aspect of life. The wooden bow tie can typically be seen around the areas of chermside West. If you have one of these there isn’t a lot that can help you

Look there goes Jaie and that drop kick with his bloody wooden bow tie

by Jf bruh March 8, 2020

wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal

wow that's a cool wooden cock!

by YourNan28 February 13, 2017

wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021

wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.

by bitchuck October 5, 2024

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.

1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022