Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.

Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*

by Castlemilo April 24, 2019

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025

Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.

I broke the wooden lettus grabber

by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017

Wooden Pallet

When 100 guys surround a girl and pick her up with their erect dicks and carry her out of the room.

The boys and I did a sick wooden pallet with Vanessa last week!

by Trill Gang December 29, 2018

wooden plunger

when you take a cork up a girls puss a few times and then you take it out and lick the pussy juices

look up ashole its wooden plunger

by jfdhgautrehgaehgyakurehg yg May 25, 2008

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023