wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021

Wooden Pickaxe

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this

why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe

by Golferbc February 19, 2021

wooden pc

Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.

*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"

by ibecreating February 12, 2022

Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.

by bitchuck October 5, 2024

Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.

"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."

by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021