Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.

I broke the wooden lettus grabber

by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017

Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.

“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com

by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024

Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

Wooden Pickaxe

Typically your first mining tool in the game minecraft, (unless your doing some stupid challenge or spawn near a village) that will either become your first furnace fuel or weaponry.

Person 1: I use my wooden pickaxe to kill cows and other players once I get a stone one.

Person 2: really? I burn it for fuel.

by Sandwichan47 July 13, 2020