Wobbly Ostridge

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.

You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!

by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015

hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.

Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

wobbly pops

a term used to describe an alcoholic beverage.

" i heard she will let you put the dog in the bath tub after a few wobbly pops"

by OGdrunkenrage November 21, 2016

dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020

Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.

Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!

by aka_Boo November 3, 2020

Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.

You're a hazard wobble.

by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017

flop wobble

When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.

My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.

by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017