Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

Port Washington

origin of the word napes

"Port Washington...isn't that where Napes comes from?'

Napes
Definition: no
Learn it. Use it. Spread it.

by DStix July 6, 2006

washington boro

The town in north jersey where literally every kid is poor but still has nice things. Everyone is a drug addict and and goes to quick-check. People who live here are called Boro Rats or Hood Rats

washington boro is shady and poor.

by sandwich6 October 3, 2017

Wasping

Where a person Wears their glasses tilted downward, making them look fast and ready to party.

“Holy shit! Hey Toby, look at Lachie! Look, he’s over there wasping to darude’s Sandstorm!

by Avoparsley January 30, 2018

Washingtonguing

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!

I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022