very smart person

someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"

Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person

by verysmartestperson December 1, 2020

You're the very man

When you find the appropriate man to fulfill a task.

I have a new pair of rubber glove's and I need someone to piss in them.

You're the very man for it.

by SeánClady January 21, 2011

Very Best Friend

That one friend that you've known forever, and is always there for you (when their not being a pain in the but), that you refuse to call a BFF because it is far too cheesy. Also known as VBF.

Person 1: Hey, is Jane your BFF?
Person 2: No way! She's my Very Best Friend, and always will be.

by TVDgirl August 29, 2010

very pleasant conversation

A sexual position between two romantically involved individuals. Often assumed in public - in bars, in parks, on subways. To perform the very pleasant conversation, the partners start by facing each other. Then, one says something pleasant, or interesting, or, if it's the male part, funny, to which the other listens. The roles are then reversed at a rate both partners feel comfortable with.

»So, how did the salad tossing go last night?« – »We had a very pleasant conversation!«

by snlr March 15, 2009

i'm very hot

yes you are.

me: wow the person who typed this is very hot
my dog: yes they are
you: yes i'm very hot

by ,jkhgkjh January 21, 2021

very much deodoranty

so much gel deodorant that it makes your arm pits wet,

when u twist your deodorant too much and you put it on then theres so much on that your shirt gets wet.

" aaaawh man, I am very much deodoranty"

by morracket September 25, 2009

Very Fine Dickhole

A small hole made in a bottle, such as a plastic soda or water bottle, that leaks liquid out in such a manner so that it resembles a tiny stream of urine.

Very fine indeed!

The most common method for making a Very Fine Dickhole is to have the bottle full of liquid and hold the tip of the flame of a butane lighter against the side of the bottle, near the bottom until a tiny stream of liquid starts to leak out; thus creating a Very Fine Dickhole, very fine indeed.
It's a Very Fine Dickhole.

by Adam Ware April 17, 2006