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Vegetarian 

A human who doesn’t eat meat because they don’t want to kill anything living, even though plants also have lives.
You killed a plant! You vegetarian!
Vegetarian by lollove8642 August 1, 2019

Vegetarian 

Another word for a virgin, one who hasn’t gotten “the meat” yet
Mary doesn’t have curly hair anymore. No wonder she’s a vegetarian.

Vegetarian Bisexual 

A bisexual who only dates guys
Vegetarian Bisexual by Slay717 August 13, 2023

Bipolar Vegetarian

A person who swings between the polar extremes of being a vegetarian and an omnivore.
Olivia is such a bipolar vegetarian, she spent the weekend getting romantic with a bacon bap
Bipolar Vegetarian by MSal666 January 17, 2012

So Vegetarian

When a person does or says something that is so undeniably characteristic of a vegetarian.
Examples:

Zach- "That'd be so great if I could get some extra spinach on that. I love spinach!" Person- "Man, that's So Vegetarian of you."

Person- "So you're vegetarian?" Zach- "Yeah, except for bacon." Person- *shakes head and thinks, "That's So Vegetarian."

Zach- "I woke up at 5 am today." Person- "It's Saturday..." Zach- "World Cup qualifying match. USA will win one day. Want a piece of my tofu?" Person- "Yup, should have known. So Vegetarian"

Zach- "I'll never change my Facebook profile picture. I love the plants in the background." Person- "Why?" Zach- "It was my prime...I don't want to disappoint people when they see a picture of me now" Person- "So Vegetarian."
So Vegetarian by J E Money Money September 17, 2013

Compromise Vegetarian 

Someone who would be vegetarian for ethical reasons, who agrees philosophically with vegans and vegetarians, but who can not restrict their diet in a strict or inflexible way. Rather than eliminating meat and/or animal "products" from their diets, the compromise vegetarian lessens the impact of his or her diet by restricting animal consumption, eating much less meat than typical, scheduling vegan or vegetarian meals whenever possible, but not turning down any food they might need on the appropriate occasion.
"We ran out of money for food this month and got canned chili at the food bank today, so we're just going to have to be compromise vegetarians."
"The dairy industry is destroying the planet's water, but we have WIC and are too poor to turn down free cheese and dairy, I guess that makes us compromise vegetarians."