Sally valve

an alternate word for the rear portal

If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.

by ulb remorse April 5, 2009

valedictory

Also known as Prom usually in USA.
A place were students,pupils and Teachers from a high school have an opportunity to meet up for one last time before they leave school and begin work or college.They will dress up in large dresses and suits to fit the formal dress-code and show up in strech limos. Awards will be given for their hard work and effort and usually a pupil or student will be named the valedictorian. Usually the meeting will include a meal and dancing to finish of the get together.
Many pupil's and student's will get drunk at an after party were they will be let loose to burn of all their immature behavior before going into the working world, many parties will also include teachers (who will mainley show them selfs up).

Wasn't it just amazing at the Valedictory last night?
Ye, can't beleave sir did that!

by drumandbassking June 23, 2011

One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

VALVeware

VALVeware: n 'vælvweə(r) 1. A software product that misses its announced release date by several months. 2. A software product that has experienced a near-total media blackout for several years with an occasional noncommittal reference dropped by the developers during that time. 3. A software product that sees the light of day only after everyone has given up hope on it.

"Well, at least we don't have to worry about the actual release date of this VALVeware, it'll never be on time."

by Nos. September 26, 2011

Valve-head

A gatekeeper of Valve games.

Two friends are playing Team Fortress 2
Jacob: "That guy just banned me for no reason!"
Connor: "Don't feel too bad, he's probably a Valve-head"

by ninuno January 23, 2023

Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011