by Purpl February 4, 2004
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A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 25, 2006
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by Murat January 31, 2004
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likes to entertain himself when there's no choice.
likes to entertain himself when there's no choice.
He still survives that place because he's a Valentin.
by Hedwig Morris November 28, 2012
Get the Valentin mug.A chick with super long hair and dark eyes who keeps rejecting me due to some dipshit who lives all the way in Florida. She has an adorable laugh and I love when she posts cute pictures on her story. Big tits and very into astrology typically her first question to ask anyone is their signs. Hardly texts back though too busy stuck in her head. If you have a Valentina, you should keep her. Even if your just a friend.
Me: V, I think your really pretty and i want to take you out on a date
V: Sorry, I don’t want a relationship right now
Me: Its cuz of your ex isnt it
V: *doesnt respond*
Me: Stop acting like such a valentina
V: Sorry, I don’t want a relationship right now
Me: Its cuz of your ex isnt it
V: *doesnt respond*
Me: Stop acting like such a valentina
by CanUvexx February 15, 2021
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by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 9, 2008
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