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Valentina

Her smile is beautiful, she looks like Linda Evangelista, she’s a model, and she could walk out in a diaper and people around her would just eat her up. She’s a complete fantasy, a french vanilla fantasy, and boy is she fantastical. She is la Reina Latina, the ultima, the whole package. She is the most liked person in a group, and people fawn over her; those people are practically her fans. She’s mesmerising, endearing, and a fully realised persona of wonder, Latina excellence, and poise.
Of course she stoned those tights, she’s Valentina, she can do everything (except learn song lyrics).
by Corporal_coño August 26, 2021
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Valentdyco

Valentdyco is a title for someone with a man sexual organ below average in size
B: Hey, wanna fuck?

V: Seriously man, don't you know I'm a Valentdyco
by PlusBrand September 9, 2022
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Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
by Ghost84 August 7, 2013
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Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.
by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017
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Cecilia Valentina

Cecilia Valentina is a blessing sent from God. She is the most stunning young girl any body will ever come across. She has an enormous heart and cares for others like not other.
Person #1: I’m getting married this year!
Person #2: Is she a Cecilia Valentina though?!

Person #1: I wish...
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dirty valentino

a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.
“yea i got about 29 kids all over the world, i’m such a dirty valentino
by deepthroatpussylicka42069 November 17, 2021
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like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
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