Alejandro

A guy with a dry ass personality + small dick like the size of my thumb and wears rusty clear glasses and the point you can see cheeto dust on it, Alejandro is a cheater, player, and a fuckboy who uses girls to get a world record for many exes i hate alejandro with my whole life and i wish he kills himself with that girl his dating rn. AND HIS A PUSSY #kysalejandro

T: Alejandro is such a pussy
X; True bitch :3

by Wallace Walls December 28, 2023

Alejandro

Alejandro is thee male version of a Karen.

A small create who is very stubborn, snobbish, arrogant, and very moody.

Usually in a managerial position but requests to speak to the manager elsewhere.

Stop acting like such an Alejandro!

by x_BabyCakes_x September 22, 2023

Alejandro Mayorkas

Should never be dhs secretary in the us.

Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary

by Sexydimma September 30, 2023

Alejandro Daniel Bravo

Most handsome man in the world, born in Turlock CA, raised in Oak park CA and in Livingston CA

Damn, you see that firme ass foo? His name is Alejandro Daniel Bravo. They say he is the most handsome man in the world

by Abravo3235 October 23, 2023

Alejandro

Alejandro is the type of guy who’s a white latino and is fat. Alejandro is usually a short guy with a hairy beard and attracts no bitches. Alejandro is secretly gay but doesn’t say nothing, Alejandro the type of guy that gets fucked by his girlfriend.

“Oh, look its bitch ass Alejandro”

by Abc78 October 28, 2023

Alejandro and Kylian

The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.

Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.

Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!

My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.

by Cringy Bitches February 29, 2024

alejandrofication

The process of becoming a unfunny autistic weird looser

The alejandrofication hits me hard after watching a transformers movie

by JamesjamesjenaesjMes March 11, 2024