Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

Big val

Aaron’s mah

Has anyone seen Aaron big vals looking him

by Bigazz867 October 08, 2020

Big val

Aaron’s mah

Have any one seen Aaron big val is looking him

by Bigazz867 October 08, 2020

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 07, 2023

Pulling a Val

Getting Kicked from a game by way of disconnection

Pulling a Val sucks when you are in the middle of a game

by SSSBTS March 14, 2021