The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

Val haze

When you wake up after taking a Valium and you immediately need caffeine.

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.

by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

Val

Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!

Caleb: Hey, do you know Val?
Me: Yeah she is rping peppa pig with me
Caleb: oh

by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020

val

val is a girl who only has online friends and val is a yamaguchi kinnie *lip bite* she's also a taurus YAY! unproblematic queen😍

val is a person

by hi lols :D March 15, 2021

Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021

Val

Val is called a woman that is epaliwths and goth. She usually smokes cigars like a meraklis dalikeris (probably Red Malboros) listening to very sad goth lil peep. Also, you can hide anything in her hair.

Eimai h val kai den me noiazei h gnwmh sou

by Megalo alani January 14, 2021