twot swatter

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.

Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!

by 1713Queen December 8, 2010

Twot

Hybrid of "twat" and "faggot", or to hit someone with a three legged object- such as a stool.

Shut up you twot.

Drinking lots of beer and then arguing can often end up with you getting twotted over the head .

by Countac Billio September 14, 2003

Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.

You know what, he's a real twote.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

these twotoo

Particular repetitive reference

Going be these twotoo a precedent has been set for all to be oh so hunky dory.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Twatdangle

The piece of string that hangs from your lady's baby area, when a tampon is inserted

"hey hunny, your Twatdangle is showing in your tights"

by ChrisPinDevon December 9, 2008

Zero Twosday

A day where you cant even see as single meme on r/Animemes because of a stupid dinosaur

Man1: Man im tired of seeing Zero Two every tuesday
Man2: Yeah me too i hate Zero Twosday, seeing that stupid dinosaur makes me want to kill myself

by Korsgaard3 April 2, 2019

twotter blading

When a man uses a roller blade boots wheels to please a woman on her genitals.

"I was twotter blading with her last night."

by robinrobinrobin2013 September 19, 2013