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Hate Tweet

To bad talk or otherwise reprimand someone via Twitter. Hate tweets can most often be found in profile updates from one's account, but are occasionally posted as comments to another user's profile.
When Jack checked his Twitter page, he discovered somebody had left him a hate tweet, resulting in Jack's great displeasure.
by TB Twenty-Eight July 28, 2009
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Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting
Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor
by R4N$1 J4N35 January 26, 2011
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pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.
Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@
by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013
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Grand Theft Auto

1. n. Crime of car theft. Felony or equivalent in most societies.
2. n. Series of free-form action video games famous for violence, language and other decidedly adult material, making it both popular and controversial.
3. n. Party game in which one person plays the game while others in the room give excited commentary/mock interviews in the vein of "World's Scariest Police Chases" of the action.
4. adj. relating to a series of shockingly violent actions in rapid succession.
1. Mr. Douglas, this court finds you guilty of four counts of Grand Theft Auto.
2. I like Grand Theft Auto, but I won't let my 6-year-old play it.
3. We're playing Grand Theft Auto. Mike's on the game, I'm John Walsh, and you're the police lieutenant.
4. You boys be quiet before I go Grand Theft Auto on all of you.
by Badger May 28, 2006
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Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.
10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."
by misspelld April 27, 2010
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Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009
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Grand Theft Squirt

Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
by NotMarcus October 8, 2014
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