tweeners

A clique of people in high school who were not exactly popular, but were not dorks either. They were the cool, smart kids who most people liked, but no one envied.

Joey from Dawson's Creek

by Denina January 30, 2005

Tweeker

A person who is addicted to crystal meth and undergoes great changes in personality and appearance. The biggest populations are in small towns and rural areas. The drug is incredibly cheap and easy to manufacture, so no matter where you live there is probably at least 3-4 residents in your neighborhood making it in their garage.

There are a few very easy ways to spot a tweeker.

1. Very skinny, with especially gaunt faces
2. Complete disregard for appearance. They will have dirty clothes, be unshaven, messy hair, no makeup.

3. Appear to be much older than they actually are.
4. Brown teeth, often with many missing.

5. They have red sores all over themselves, this is from picking at their skin while high.
6. They are generally very paranoid and confused.

You can see them anywhere, in a small town it's not uncommon to see a dozen in the course of a day. Generally avoid them and don't give them the impression that you have anything of value. If you see them in a retail store, they are almost 100% guaranteed to steal something.

It's a sad transition, and almost always their journey ends in prison or death.

Drive to the oldest, shadiest area of your town and observe the people walking around, you will spot some tweekers almost immediately.

by Maximillian Van Der Mann January 23, 2011

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweeker

The homeless, meth addict, usually skinny, smelly, who is riding a 10,000 racing mountain bike, dressed in rags, malnourished, at three oclock in the morning through the streets of sunnyslope, (phx az)with a 10 foot antique brass lamp over there shoulder on their way to the (meth)dope mans house to score another $20 bag, if you watch him long enough you will most likely see him look over his shoulder to see if "they" are close behind, you will likely see him stop at each and every dumpster that looks like it might have anything at all in it.

phx cop to glendale cop: anything new tonight?... (tweeker rides by on sidewalk causing officer to spill his coffee) damm tweekers! watch where you going or ill arrest your ass for ....glendale cop in response....."you mean you actually bother to arrest them? me and the boys find it so much quicker just to stop em, confiscate their drugs and let them go."

by nobody in phx June 19, 2009

tweekers

Those who indulge themselves with Methamphetamine until they become very paranoid and develop a serious case of body tremor.

eg. People who ask for money on a daily basis; people who consistently and rapidly scratch themselves. "Hey check those tweekers arguing with the cops, the one on the left looks all messed up."

eg. Tyrone Biggums from the "Chappelle Show"; Jake Mazursky from "Alpha Dog"; Every character in the movie Spun; That chick from Full House, in real life.

by Romero Diaz December 9, 2008