twathammock

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

by bmr May 11, 2004

thatchel

Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes.

Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a thatchel so that we can burn your in-laws at the stake."

Uses for a thatchel include (but are not limited to) the following:
-roofing your 3rd world home
-beaver damns
-nesting
-fuel

by Cirque June 11, 2006

twitchhiking

The act of hitchhiking via Twitter. Coined by Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls.

I posted a tweet that I needed a ride home from the concert Saturday, and a total stranger drove me home - twitchhiking rocks!

by scaryymary September 30, 2009

Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

teatchang

Teatchang is the most funniest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Her sense of humour will bright up anybody’s day. People like Paige don’t understand when it’s time to stop bragging about the Chinese food they had for dinner. Teatchang’s are the most baddest people around and are vegetarians. Teatchangs are kind, caring and love everybody around them ( except for deng’s )

“ omg is her name Teatchang because she’s really nice and caring “

“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing “

by Tee-bag June 12, 2018

Twitch thot

The lowest form of scum in the galaxy. If they manage to entrance there targets with there thottiness then there is 0% chance of escape. Twitch thots are also similar to vampires in that they can drain your wallet of your money, usually by forcing you to buy them league of legends skins with there thottiness. If they are cornered then the twitch thot will use there final defense, Copystrike. If copystriked then the target's wallet gets immediately thanos snapped and absorbed by the twitch thot, making them more powerful.

"I hate that stupid twitch thot."

by EM0tic0n May 4, 2019

twitch reporter

"twitch reporter", a term coined by popular streamer and Sentinels member Animal, refers to an individual who posts unwanted information about another person in one's twitch chat

"DUDE TFUE JUST WENT LIVE BRO" , that kid is such a "twitch reporter" holy fuck somebody ban him.

by KingCloutXXL August 10, 2019