I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

by Arial text June 13, 2004

Turning Red

Another word for a period

Person 1: you having your period?
Girl: yeah, I'm turning red.

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Turdina

Resident Log of Fecies that wont flush

Dude Turdinas come back again!!! ARRGGHHH

by Gwaihir the Windlord June 14, 2005

Turbing

Something that's calming or peaceful, the opposite of disturbing.

Guy 1: Man, tonight's so peaceful.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's super turbing.

by Plerfle July 21, 2020

Turcios

Only the biggest of chads have this last name. Having Turcios in your name You have reached the highest of points and are a true god of nature. Anyone that walks near a Turcios can feel his overwhelming godly aura. Also is really good at Apex Legends.

It must be a blessing to be a Turcios

by Apex-Predator January 10, 2021

meat turbine

when the partner completes a 360 while the male's penis is inside his partner's butt.

hey did you catch that meat turbine Jake and Phil just did!?

by phil and jake December 2, 2013

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017