Tuna Spoon

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.

I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one

by Darthyy April 5, 2022

freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

man tuna

Penis, especially in the context of
being bored of saying the word 'cock'
'shlong' and 'trouser serpent'

I want to slip my man tuna into
your fish taco

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

tuna slut

A person who's snatch smells like a freshly caught tuna fish.

Eww you went down on Brittney? She's such a tuna slut, Thats fucking gross.

by Boss Playa13 August 16, 2006

Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011

tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017