Flashbang Toddler

A retard, not very smart

"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."

by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020

Truddle

An extremely large zit at the tip of the penis. Usually yellowy puss filled and, has a rancid odor.

Did you hear about garret w's truddle?!

by Bushy D! October 21, 2010

hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

Tiddle

Is a slang term that defines 1/8 of a whole or total.

"Bro give me a tiddle of that weed."
"Her titties are a tiddle the size of your ex girlfriend's."

by Bearlioncat January 16, 2018

foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know

o that baby is such a foggy toddler

by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016

tiddle

adjective: it is a cross between a tad and a little, meanning a bit.

"ah man its chilly outside"
"yeah, just a tiddle"

by erizleackadizzle January 26, 2009