Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

chris tucker

He was Smokey on the first 'Friday' movie!

And you know this...maaaaan!!! - Chris Tucker aka Smokey

by BooBooHead April 16, 2006

John Tucker

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies

1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.

by SexiNikki January 31, 2007

sock tucker

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

by Repeter September 15, 2007

dog tucker

A girl who is so ugly she looks like food fit for a dog.

Muzz "Did you see that girl I was hooking up with in town on Saturday night?" Riley "She was dog tucker mate!"

by ioscott February 28, 2009

Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Rachel Tucker

Amazing personified.

Singer and actress, arguably the best Elphaba ever and absolutely stunning (obviously). Originally from Ireland, her voice will melt your heart.

"Is this heaven?"

'nah mate it's just Rachel Tucker'

by ozian April 23, 2012