dog tucker

A girl who is so ugly she looks like food fit for a dog.

Muzz "Did you see that girl I was hooking up with in town on Saturday night?" Riley "She was dog tucker mate!"

by ioscott February 28, 2009

Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”

by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

Dog on the Tuckerbox

The act of inserting ones testicles into a females anus and then ejaculating over her arse cheeks.

Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)

by Cupracop July 2, 2021

Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

dogfucker

An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.

Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you

by Not a DF April 11, 2007

Dogfucker

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.

An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.

by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019