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God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
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The three holy elements of minecraft: Building, Redstone, and PVP, each with their own sacred spirit, Grian for building, Mumbo Jumbo for redstone, and Technoblade (may he slay orphans in peace) for PVP.
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Veteran player: if you're out of ideas, you can always consult the holy trinity of minecraft.
New player: h u h ?
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