tall john

non existant creature

hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.

by Mr. X October 28, 2004

Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

Tall Girl / Tall Girl 2

A piece of shit Netflix duo of romcoms that nobody asked for.

Why is there a movie about how hard it is being Pretty, White, Blonde, Rich and Tall? Like what was going through Netflix's heads when they made Tall Girl / Tall Girl 2

by goldenppballs June 11, 2022

Kick A Tall Day

When short people can get there revenge on the tall cunts for once
February 19th

"Whyd you kick me"
"Its Kick A Tall Day"

by SexNukeYup123 February 16, 2020

tallest mountain

Courtney Lynne Thachuk.
A very tall girl with a wide load :).

"DAMN! there goes tallest mountain"
"I'M HIPPY!!!"

by Kelsey and Jay October 24, 2008

Talling

The act of cutting someone else's penis off and sewing it onto yours to make it taller

Johnny went out talling again and it was not a pretty sight

by Someguythingguy January 12, 2015

slap your tall friend day

If you are short slap your your tall friends in the face.

But then realize your too short that you can reach your friends face

tall friend:hey
Shorty:*slaps*
Tall friend:what was that for!
Shorty:today you slap your tall friend day

by Shaggyboi December 6, 2019