toss a gag

Putting a huge dip or piece of chewing tobbaco into your mouth. Usually said by gongshow hockey players.Hence you are tossing a gag.

Yo Rudy, Lets toss a gag of Apple before the game.

by Micheal Johnston September 5, 2008

Tossed off

When a girl runs the penis skin of a male

Maci tossed off Liam it was so pleasureable

by Johnafang November 25, 2019

Toss the snake

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside of your comfort zone, such as literally tossing a snake at someone, or just streaking across a football field. Just anything that will let you look back on your life later on and say "Yes. I am glad I did that shit."

Tim: I can't believe Rob just shot that cow with a rocket launcher!
Tom: Yeah, that's how you toss the snake.

by RC-Odin September 9, 2011

Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.

With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.

by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007

tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.

by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012

shit tossed

getting extremely intoxicated by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol and getting really rowdy

Hey BAM when we get done with this we have to get mad shit tossed.

by MRPW May 16, 2008

loaf toss

The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.

Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!

by chanikens January 20, 2010