Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.

Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?

by Milky Susan May 19, 2017

Toothpasting

A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.

"Oh man im totally pasted right now"
"Toothpasting is so intense"

by highfives October 17, 2012

Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

by Jreefer October 4, 2008

Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.

Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

toothpaste hangover

Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk

Hey man I am having a toothpaste hangover

by Youarebobcum March 9, 2016

Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017