token mom

(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'

The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.

by Mickey Nation February 5, 2007

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token black friend

In reference to the only african american in a group of friends.
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token white friend
token asian friend
..you get the point

(Brad) Hi Stephani
(Stephani) Hello Brad whose this?
(Brad) oh Im sorry this is my buddy DeShawn
(Deshawn) Whatsup girl!

....DeShawn is the token black friend

by Asian chick, January 1, 2009

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tokey

The act of taking major hits that no one else can take.

Wow, he hit that bong tokey style.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

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token black guy

The lonley black guy in a big budget movie, who's sole purpose is to represent the "brothas" and say stuff like "dope", "yo", "what's up" and other words associated with UrbanDictionary.com :)

Every teen movie has em.

In scream3, Deon Richmond who played Tyson Fox was one.

by sk January 6, 2003

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he took it out

A famous Seinfeld line spoken by Elaine Benes, by which she meant that a man had taken his penis out of his pants.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 25, 2009

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Ghost Toke

Holding in a hit of cannabis from the bong or pipe so long that all the smoke is absorbed into the lungs. Upon exhaling, no smoke exits the body, as it has all been absorbed into the person smoking cannabis.

"Dude, he's held it in for 30 seconds!"

*guy smoking exhales, and no smoke exits*

"Damn man, you just did a ghost toke!"

"Fuck yeah I did!" :)

by RacistAsshole January 24, 2010

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