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The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
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Toobin

An excruciatingly embarrassing social media error of a sexual nature
Jerry did a toobin and his friends shunned him
by Calvin O’Neil October 19, 2020
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toobin

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.
by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020
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Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.
"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"
by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020
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Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.
He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off
by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022
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Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings
Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting
by Sickdickey October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.
Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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