Tokyo Optician

A sexually promiscuous young lady, ie. someone who has seen her fair share of jap's eyes

"Hey, I think I'm in there..."
"Don't flatter yourself my friend, she's a Tokyo optician."

by Patrick Antonis August 31, 2006

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009

Today

The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.
In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!

"Today is the day for a living..."
"I have a test today."

by Tsuzuja March 20, 2004

Tokyo Police Club

Badass indie pop-rock band hailing from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada (best country ever). Tokyo Police Club consists of four members: Greg Alsop (drums), Josh Hook (guitar), Dave Monks (vocals, bass), and Graham Wright (keyboards). They play a pretty good live show, too.

Tokyo Police Club play killer music. My fave song is The Harrowing Adventures of...

by niiire May 16, 2010

Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.

When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan

by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015

What's the wave today

What are the plans today

Yo Daquan what's the wave today

by Young boul March 12, 2017

Tokyotown

An adjective describing an asian person who acts like they are living in Tokyo, Japan. The individual is not always Japanese, they are often Chinese or Vietnamese. These people have crazy hairstyles with ridiuculous colours and wear certain clothes.

Guy1: Shit, some asshole hit my car!
Guy2: Who?
Guy1: I don't know, some tokyotown motherfucker!

by One Man Militia February 17, 2009