Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Tootsie Hole

An asshole with anal excretement around the circumference.

May I toungepunch your tootsie hole?

by TYPR February 2, 2013

mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 24, 2010

chili tots

The act fo performing a chili dog on a woman with very small breasts. Giving a pearl necklace would be adding cheese.

Since her tits were so small, I couldn't give her a proper chili dog so I opted for the chili tots with cheese.

by smittenkitten January 5, 2014

Titty Tots

When a female places Tater Tots in between or around her Titty's to fulfill the purpose of having a sexual partner eat them or for any other desired reason.

Guy: Yo Brooklyn let me eat Titty Tots last night!
Guy 2: Fuck, lucky bastard.

by The scrubbiest April 8, 2019

tootsoonie

A tootsoonie doesn't even deserve to be capitalized as a noun. It's a tootsoon and sometimes pronounced as tsootsoon. Italian for nigger. Also known as castania brugate, which is Italian for burnt chestnut. Better known to be an up and comer in the Call of Duty 4 rankings. Often cathing Monarch butterflies, singing the moofoomoofoo-man chant or watching the sunset behind the MooseShagger himself. You can find a tootsoonie in Scarborough, FO SHO!!! "Ain't nothin' but a g thang bay-bay", or possibly in my basement.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a tootsoonie? ....one supports a family, the other doesn't.

What do you call 2 tootsoonies in a sleeping bag? ..TWIX

by Tootsoonie May 21, 2008

tots

A word that is short for totally

I will tots go and do that!

by Graham Cooper January 12, 2009