Crennert

To be unable to perform sexually due to gross over-use of steroids and fake tanner.
Man, that chick last night REALLY wanted it, but I Crennerted.
by undertowpull December 14, 2011
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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
by undertowpull December 14, 2011
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