undertowpull's definitions

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Crennert

To be unable to perform sexually due to gross over-use of steroids and fake tanner.

Man, that chick last night REALLY wanted it, but I Crennerted.

by undertowpull December 16, 2011