Definitions by undertowpull

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

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To be unable to perform sexually due to gross over-use of steroids and fake tanner.

Man, that chick last night REALLY wanted it, but I Crennerted.

Crennert by undertowpull December 16, 2011

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