Skip to main content

Tebow-ner

The name for the pose that Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow strikes each time he does something he thinks notable.

A single-knee, kneeling pose with fist held to head simulating prayer.
That guy is showing has got his Tebow-ner on, and he didn't do anything worthy of celebration.
by verbiage November 17, 2011
mugGet the Tebow-ner mug.

Tebowed

When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.
Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!
by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009
mugGet the Tebowed mug.
Related Words

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.
I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.
by Otis Chance December 7, 2009
mugGet the Tebowing mug.

Tebowner

(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).
"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"
by biggamepaul December 20, 2008
mugGet the Tebowner mug.

Tebow

The act of aquiring human poop on ones finger and then applying said poop under a person's eye (see Dirty Sanchez). If poop is applied under both eyes, this is called a Full Tebow.
"After fingering my girlfriends ass, I withdrew my finger and wiped the shit under her eye. I told her this was a Tebow and she appreciated my originality".
by xVaginusx February 23, 2010
mugGet the Tebow mug.

Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.
"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"
by aightman January 12, 2010
mugGet the Tebow-Tearing mug.

Tebowsheen

The Act of winning for good or evil. One who can do no wrong, only Win!
Dude paul got pulled over but got the cops number! She let him off, now he's going to get her off!

He always Tebowsheen's.
by B2U December 18, 2011
mugGet the Tebowsheen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email