completing the square

(v.) The act of hooking up with your ex's current partner's ex after discovering that your ex is hooking up with the target's ex.
Ex: Jenny and Alan used to date. Chrissy and Dave are dating, but Chrissy leaves Dave for Alan. When Dave and Jenny hook up, they are "completing the square".
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a complete and utter twat

"Everyone in Manor is a complete and utter twat"

"Ayyyyeee. Init blud my g"
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Complete Fucking Dumbass

Someone who has not mastered the Russian language.
Dayman says I am a Complete Fucking Dumbass because I have not mastered the Russian language. I cried a little.
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complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible
G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!
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Just a word that sums up something that is either a) the best b) so amazing you can't find words for it c) awesome
That concert I went to last night was complete and utter awesomeness.
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Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip
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Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
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