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Grand Theft Auto 5

one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.
John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because
by Person12350 October 13, 2020
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Tief

When something happens and instead of saying tuff or tough you say Tief
That dude got hit in the face by a sweet potato.”

“That’s tief.”
by MoldyOrc October 14, 2018
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tifter

I was dancin with this bird and she gave me a Tifter
by prof_evil February 19, 2017
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When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.
Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.
by Myke79 July 29, 2006
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Identity Theft Theorem

A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it may be used in anything imaginable. this theorem cannot be proven or disproven because in either case, the Identity Theft theorem can be used to prove just the opposite.
Examples in math:
3+3=8
1=487
38=58

Example in an argument:

Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.
by TranceDjAelita February 9, 2006
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tiet

Bakground: Tiet was founded in Early March 2004 by a GE employee, correction, a GE contractor employee. He used the word "tiet" on a thursday and it stuck.

Tiet is an acronym standing for "take it easy thursday", tiet is a mindset, a way of life, a method in which one can enjoy his Thursday, at work or at play.
Hey, I'm chillin today because it's tiet thursday!
by Peter May 6, 2004
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