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thorping

the act of flicking with a painful fillip from the middle finger
When I would reach across my father's dinner plate he would retaliate by thorping me.
by Paul McLean October 20, 2006
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Thompson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Zak Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by GumbyThomp April 13, 2010
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thompson (aka tommy gun)

Thompson .45 calibre Sub-machine gun.30 or 50 rounds in a magazine. Mostly used in the 30's to da 50's.
Used by gangstas in the US in 30's
Used by the army during world war 2
Used by various countries in the 50's
Also known as Tommy-gun
*many people were stupid enuf to say that the Thompson Sub machine gun belongs to the machine gun category they are 100% pure dumbasses*
Al Capone used da thompson and gunned down some policemen for fun.
by G.A.N.G.S.T.A.S. March 10, 2005
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Charles Thompson

the epitome of a pussy
"Let's go drink on Friday."
"No"
"Dude don't go and be a Charles Thompson"
by CTSIENDS December 27, 2007
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Thorgasm

An orgasm cause by seeing a vision of Thor in all his extreme sexiness.
Watching the Avengers and seeing Chris Hemsworth play Thor gave me such a thorgasm - he's so hot!
by Jujunwa June 28, 2012
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Thorburn

The planet's most pure and strong race. Sort of like the new age Nazi's... without the Holocaust.
man: Who's Arthur Thorburn
man 2: What the hell is wrong with you?
man: Fuck my life...
by Arty-Party April 19, 2008
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jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.
by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014
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