Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

Mr.Fantastic Treatment

The act of 2 people grabbing someone, one person grabs the hair of a body while the other person grabs the leg of the body. The two begin to run as fast as they can. Another way of doing it is tying the scalp of the body to a car while the body’s leg is tied to another car and the two cars drive as fast as they can.

Ezra Miller: I got a bone to pick with you!
Dickman: 😱
*Ezra Miller and his companion proceeds to do the Mr.Fantastic treatment on dickman*

by Smile 😐 October 3, 2023

Nicole Treatment

when you dry hump someone from behind without consent

oliver gave you nicole treatment

by adam chinese February 22, 2023

Gentlemen's Treatment

The act of ejaculating into a women's navel until full to the brim, then scraping off the excess with your erect penis

I met this guy at a bar, thought he was a real dirt bag until he took me back to his place and gave me the gentlemen's treatment.

by Ct1 November 30, 2018

Redbull treatment

When you juice up on energy and give your partner a super sex session

Last night Teekay drank a case of energy drinks and gave Nikki the redbull treatment

by SPANKY1113 January 27, 2019

Simba treatment

The sexual act of smearing a females period blood on her forehead during sex and yelling SIMBA while doing it then slapping her ass so hard he couldn’t sit for a week

Bro I just gave my tinder date from last night the simba treatment

by Foot your foot 2346173 March 30, 2021

napalm treatment

A quite horrible and cruel prison weapon used against inmates. It consists of boiling water and dissolved sugar boiled in a kettle. The effect of this is similar to napalm and melts skin away in a matter of seconds.

Guard 1: "did you see the rioters yesterday? Threw the napalm treatment right at an inmates face!"

Guard 2: "he isn't getting any ladies any time soon."

by Bigjuicytatas May 27, 2017