COVID-19

“Just a shitty cold”

Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ June 13, 2021

COVID-19 resistant

A way to describe those irresponsible and unwise people who do believe they are resistant/immune to the virus by not wearing masks, staying in quarantine or take any necessary precautions for their own sake and others.

Stay safe people!

Anna: Hey Josh, im going out see ya in a few hours.

Josh: Anna..no what are you doing? You know we are in the middle of a pandemic right? We need to take all the necessary precautions! Jesus your not even wearing a mask..

Anna: oh stop worrying... you are so in your head!

Josh: because this is a serious matter! Your not covid-19 resistant!

by TMUrban August 15, 2020

COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022

Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

covid-19

the WORST thing in the nistory of the world and im MAD AT IT

i wanna KICK covid-19 in the BOOTY!

by A$!-!L@ndkingBOO February 9, 2021

Trump is Covid-19⁺

A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.

That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.

by Covido October 2, 2020