Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

Prune Push

Standard football preseason training technique in which a player must push a prune from the 50 to the end zone using nothing but their dick.

Boy! Hit the fucking deck right now and give me three prune pushes!

by Ralph Homonculus August 18, 2018

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014

Eyelash Pruning

Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere

"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018

Powdered Prune

An old lady who wears an excessive amount of foundation, making her wrinkled skin look like someone has just dusted a prune with powder.

Did you see ninety year old Vera at the Ladies Tea Dance on Saturday, she had so much foundation on, she looked like a Powdered Prune.

by hteb78 February 28, 2025

Prune Nugget

Someone who is salty about everything and must shut the fuck up.

Shut up you prune nugget you suck at jokes and are annoying bitch.

by Prune nugget lord February 26, 2021

Prune

A person who is a huge idiot and a dumbass.The world hates a prune.Prunes are the ugliest person in the entire universe

UH! You are such a huge prune!

by UwU A koala baby OwO January 16, 2019